Update Anyone?
Someone asked for an update. Not much to say, and since we all need a laugh in life, here is a cheesy little joke to make you chuckle (or not).A man moved to a small town. Shortly after he moved, he started to feel very sick at his stomach. He reluctantly went to see the small town Doc. The doctor examined him thoroughly and the diagnosis was a stomach ulcer. The man was skeptical and asked for a second opinion. The doctor left the room and came back with a labrador retriever. The dog walked around the man and smelled his stomach. Then the dog looked up at the doctor, barked and walked back out of the room. The doctor told the man that the dog had confirmed the ulcer. The man said to the doctor that he would prefer to have a second opinion that wasn't from a dog. The doctor again walked out of the room, and this time came back with a cat. The cat walked around the man, jumped up on his lap and purred against his stomach. Then the cat jumped down looked at the doctor and meowed then pounced out of the room. The doctor said that the cat had also confirmed that an ulcer was most definitely causing this man's pain. The man had enough of this nonsense and asked for the bill. The doctor produced a bill for $450.00. The man was outraged and told the doctor that his examination could not have been worth that much. The doctor agreed, his fee was only $50.00 for the exam, but the lab test and the cat scan were $200.00 each.
Hope it made you laugh, if not, go out and buy a sense of humor........ :)
kristy
posted by We Three Spences @ 1:37 PM
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